When we first found Lachy he was a mess.

Unemployed, homeless and in much need of a shower (guess somethings haven't changed), he wanted a job because he heard that in radio you score heaps of freebies & can pick up the chicks.
 
And so far he's been very successful getting 2 copies of the first Anthony Callea album, and going on dates with 3 different women in 3 years!

Would you believe he wasn't paid for this?

Fake Bake - real body

Would you believe he doesn't even work out?

Before Fake Bake, he would light up the night with his shirt off - after Fake Bake, he has to smile at night just so you can see where he is

Michael Jackson in reverse

This is "ski season" Kitch

And this is "tanned up ridin' a moped in Bali" Kitch

This is all year round Kitch

This is a Fake Bake winter tan from Electric Beach winter Kitch